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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 02:56

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

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Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

After a few moments he returns.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What are some examples of unofficial acts by presidents?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Is love natural, or is it somehow created?

{RING} {RING}

Yes sir it is.